You: Hey, that tweet was really funny/astute/clever/poo-oriented/hobo vagina! I like it! Now what?
Me: Well, if you like it, you should favorite it.
You: How do I favorite something?
Me: ...
Me: For real? You're kidding, right? Oh. You're not. Okay, so, see that little outline of a star?
Me: It's right there. Look up. You see it?
You: Oh! Yeah, I see it, now!
Me: Well click it, dude. Click the star. If you like it; fave it. Click the fucking star! Click it.
You: But... [blinks] That's just an image.
Me: Oh, sorry. Right. Here, you can try it out on this tweet. Click the star!
You: Cool! Okay! Did I do it right?
Me: Is the Star filled in gold now? Does it look like this?
You: Yes!
Me: Awesome, okay, you did it right. Man, you are fucking *magic*
You: But what if I use a desktop app, like Twitterific or TweetDeck
Me: Well, then I'd guess you're pretty unproductive. But that aside, you can favorite things from those apps, and from the apps on your phone too.
You: Great. Thanks so much for this useless fucking information cluttering up important space in my brain. Now what?
Me: Give me a dollar. Seriously. Give me a dollar. I'm not kidding. Give me a dollar.